Types of classmates
When you join a school you wish to have an amazing class with amazing people which will become your friends forever, which does not happen at all. Not just from my experience but from everyone’s experience, we see different kind of species in human beings, ya LOL! And out of which one becomes your best friend for lifetime, and that is what the story of everyone’s life ( some exceptions ), so let me tell you the types of students you will come to know in your school life. Let’s get started: First bench: These are the people who want to show off the class that they are the best thought they are not. They try to sit in front of the row so that they could talk to teachers randomly and show them how nice they are. They are just waiting for the right time where they could get a shot. For them, the whole class is like a piece of junk as to they got the feeling that they are the best and so that’s why they are sitting in front of the row which they realise was stupidity in the mid of the session. Teacher’s Chamcha: Oh man! Teacher’s chamcha is a category that is really awkward. A student thinks that doing all the work of teachers will get him or her a good impression and good grades which ain’t not true cause even a back bencher is scoring better then him or her. Sometimes a topper is also one of them or a first bencher who just wants to make the whole class jealous, that bitch I am the best. Yeah, such people exist! And on the very first day, ok ok max. second day, the whole class recognizes this chamcha who tries his or her best to give an amazing impression in front of the teachers, and in the end some do have a nice impression which after years they realised that nothing good came out from that, all you need to do is study hard to score hard. Toppers: every class has one extra ordinary topper who is a really nice person in nature. He or she is the one who is an amazing class representative, the whole class is known after his or her name which the whole class is actually proud off. After him or her comes the normal toppers who are around 5-7 students in the class who always try to come at the first and beat that extra ordinary topper which they sometimes do but still can’t be that perfect due to their attitude. Now let me tell you, that these 5-7 students are categorised as: cool nerd (the one who has amazing friends and love to the crazy stuff but scores amazing cause he or she got nice humour), then comes the chipku toppers ( the ones who make a group with the extra ordinary student and sticks with him or her), etc. Liar: that one friend who comes out of the examination hall and spells out, “I didn’t knew a single word in today’s paper” and cracks that shit like a pro which you realise later on the paper distribution day when that same friend scores 98%. Yah, liar, liar, full of fire. LOL! Back Benchers: This is the most coolest category of all, These people are recognised as the bad boys and bad girls of the class according to the teachers who end up being the nicest of all, as they are the ones who live in the moment, who are free, and don’t take burdens, they are the ones who complete their work half hour before by copying from some topper and seal the deal like a pro. These are the ones who knows each and every corner of the school have done the craziest, stupid things, and do make fun in the middle of lectures. They are the laughter gang and the helping hands to all. Though they use bad language at times but they are the ones who end up performing amazing. Their agenda is not to become a topper. They score around 60-70% sometimes 50% too and do get fail at times, but at the times of final exams they are the ones scoring above 80%. Mean bitches: every class has a mean bitch, and makes one of her new friend too. They are seriously damn stupid. I remember, once my best friend was in need of a sharpener, so she asked from her class partner (the one sitting beside you, at our time seating arrangements were done by teachers as a punishment, the girl or guy you hate the most becomes your partner, that’s true) So she asked a sharpener from her partner (mean bitch) and what she said stunned me, she was like, “why should I give you a sharpener? Did you ever gave me? My friend: girl, you never asked me for one Mean bitch: that’s not my problem huh And after that I was like : Tell her to marry with her sharpener, jeez she is so desperate for her sharpener. Yah, such people exist in your classroom. A teacher’s child: A guy or a girl whose mother is a teacher in the same school. This kid scores amazingly but everyone blames him or her by saying, “his or her mother is a teacher in the same school, he or she is doing cheating, his or her mother gives him or her the copy of the question paper a day before or talks to other teachers for giving excellent grade” which is not true. (P.S. True in some cases). I have seen both, A girl in our class was extraordinarily topper but everybody knew that she was on her own though her mother was the science teacher in the school and on the other hand a guy in our class who wasn’t that good, used to bully others and was always saved due to his mother. And though he wasn’t that good in studies but always scored the best though everybody knew that he was a cheater and was taking his mother’s help as one day he told his friend about the “jugaad” he do, And lucky I am, his friend was my cousin brother. Brother and sister in same class: Sometimes it does happens, well this happened to me in 7th grade, my cousin brother and I were together in same section, and the most weirdest thing was that according to our roll nos. we both were exam partners. So everyone used to gossip around that they are brother and sister both would have prepared half – half of the syllabi which wasn’t true. There are too many types of classmates, some remain close, some remain forever and some don’t even exist for you. Each and every type of classmate teaches you a little lesson that you will always remember just like that sharpener mean girl bitch, she taught me a lesson that if I ever found someone like her in my life again, run as fast as you can, jokes apart, no kidding seriously run she is a psychopath. But without different kind of classmates you wont be able to have that fun which you had in your school life or college life or will have in your school life and college life.